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Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote :You be president and i'll be Prime Minister, and we'll see just how 'little' Britain really is... !

who will be sebastian then???
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
omg i havent found it cos i aint lukin and cba to either. iv lost all motivation for things in my life atm.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from Vain :A new technique is born. After flatshifting now Zidane-shifting: :banghead:


Vain

i think doing as grand touring in bf1 with forehead would kill my wheel. 7 gears, thats alot of headbutts.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
aah my head is sore now. i kept catching the down shift with my bottom lip cos had to swap buttons over so i gud hedbut them into gear.

anyway, replay below
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote :Swearing, in general, is a show of lack in vocabulary

then ill admit im a thick f**k!!
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
pm sent. although it i doubt its right.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

For gods sake>>> http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?t=5724
okey. iv calmed down now. *takes deep breathes*
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
i had a set where i could roll over at will. that was funn
always landed right way up aswell
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
i doubt theres much chance the government would be a help. they wouldnt make as much money from the tax on the fuel. same reason they wont ban ciggarettes IMHO
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from zeugnimod :LFS is my first online game; and probably also my last.
Not because its so bad, that I dont want to try more, but because its so good, that I dont have time to try more.

Or does batracer count?

exactly what he said^^
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
i only ever played autocross CnR when i didnt have a wheel. i managed to getaway with calling the cops my bitches
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
i only want hardcore mode if lfs gets petty grid-girls
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
hey thats nice.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
it was probably a zepplin of something filled with hyrdogen, with isnt a good idea. the ones abve are safe. they fired loads of automatic rounds at one and it could still fly.
could this be the future of air travel???
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
hi. i heard about this company a few days ago, and ive just getting round to looking at the site. http://www.worldskycat.com/

wouldnt it be soo cool if they managed to get the project to be a success?
think about it, low emmisions, large load capabilities, stol/vtol capabilities, and a big old balloon.

what do you think?
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
you should ontact funnybear on this forum nd ask him to do a short story for each issue. many people will enjoy it, trust me
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote :Which reminds of the time when I once ran the barricade during the inner-outer conflict of '63 with a hold full of contraband french Red wine vinegar . . . but thats another story.

. . . .
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote :Me and the magnets daughter! Wanna hear?

Quote from Captain Slow :whey aye!!

Captain Slow
S2 licensed
funnybear defo needs to be sent to pluto.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from JohnUK89 :Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! Pure genius!

whey aye!

and notice the brilliant tool wall in the background kept organised by myself.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
funnybear, i look forward to the book. you got some imagination lad.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote :does anyone wanna here about my brush with the Interstella patrol? It's a good story.

whey aye!!

lets hear it. i need something to ammuse me.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
what job do you do. i want to follow your career. it appears to be sparse of hard work. and i dont know any publishers unfortunately.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
schools are stupid. the teachers assume cos they were a suit and (they think) they are in charge, that they know everything.

And i put my name down to do an ict nightclass, except i never heard aything back untill my m8s where complaining about it being crap. i was obviously missed on their database (mibi they use same system as jakg`s school). and as for special status, apparently where a performing arts school. which means a few of our english lessons get nicked to do shitty drama. when i could of done with a few extra english lessons tbh, might of got B then.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
me thinks funnybear needs to be sent to pluto for 5 years isolation. either that or he needs a publisher.
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